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Lighter fare: some reasons the sheep went to the slaughter

Why did the sheep go (and oh-so-placidly) to the slaughter?  One can quickly think of a few possible reasons:

  • She thought we should all get along. 
  • She thought it was a vote for the lesser evil. 
  • Resistance seemed futile – at least that’s what the butcher said.
  • The butcher and all his friends made her feel so special. 
  • She got a grant.   
  • All the best sheep were going and she could wear her best outfit. 
  • It seemed like a great career move at the time. 
  • The butcher told her she wasn’t qualified to decide, so she thought it best to get a degree, perhaps in slaughterology, before deciding whether or how she might escape.
  • She couldn’t really decide what else she could do. 
  • She didn’t think it could really happen to her.  It was, after all, so unfair.  What had she done to deserve it?
  • Thinking about slaughter was “negative” and she didn’t want to encourage those kind of thoughts.
  • She was just too busy to help the other sheep organize an escape. 
  • She believed it was God’s plan.
  • When her friends called with an escape plan she had already told the butcher she’d go.  She didn’t care anymore. 
  • Instead of escaping she went to a distinguished Lannan Foundation lecture about slaughter.
  • An experienced meditator, she had learned to be “one” with everything. 
  • Rather than organizing an escape she decided to pray, and went to meditation retreats. 
  • She thought her parents would approve of her more if she went. 
  • She thought her children wanted her to go. 
  • Instead of escaping, she always made sure her purchases were green, organic, Fair Trade, and recycled. 
  • She had strong opinions against slaughter, and so did all her friends.  That, she thought, should be enough.
  • She always voted, and donated generously to the butcher’s campaign.  She even saw him at events.  They were friends. 
  • Her friends worked for the butcher and she certainly didn’t want to offend them. 
  • She sent many emails and letters to the butcher telling him she disapproved of slaughter and thought she’d done her part. 
  • She’d donated money to a group that said they had practically stopped slaughter. 
  • She went to meetings about escape once or twice but they were rather troubling so she didn’t go back. 
  • There were a few things she wanted to do before she died and escape was not one of them.